"My love life was getting so bland/There are only so many ways I can make love with my hand"
#BOY BEATS WORLD MASTURBATION RECORD FREE#
"Sittin' around with my homemade bone/I'm naked and loose when no one's home/And I may let my fingers roam/Juicing free on my holy bone" "I hide the dirty minutes under my dirty mattress and they are making me itch/My time "When it's late at night and you're fast asleep/I let my fingers do the walking/I press record I become a fiend/And no one else is watching/I let my fingers do the walking" "Been thinking about you, and there's no rest/Shit, I still love you, still see you in bed/But I'm playing with myself, and what do you care" "She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shriveled down/A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown/I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life" "Stroke me, stroke me/Stroke me, stroke me/Say you're a winner, but man you're just a sinner now" "I read Dad's books like I did before/Now things are crystal clear/Lock the door in the bathroom now/I just can't get caught in here/I got a muscle of love/Holy muscle of love" "Obscene dreams in/Rusty beds/No one came here/Tonight I pulled on me/I need to/I unstick pages and read/I look at pictures of you/I smell the lust in my hands/Everyday I die" "Rosie, you're all right, you wear my ring/When you hold me tight, Rosie, that's my thing/When you turn out the light I got to hand it to me/Looks like it's me and you again tonight, Rosie" "How many nights I've laid in bed excited over you/I've closed my eyes and thought of us/A hundred different ways/I've gotten there so many times"
One last burst before I retract/No one will know until I finally let go/Of the one thing I ain't gonna never get back/I wanna help you/Baby, can't you see?/You're better than my pillow/'Cos you don't stain so easily, oh no" "I never knew a rubber doll/Would be so hard to please/Now I'm reachin' out
"I was thinking of you when I jerked off into my sock last night/I was thinking of you when I jerked off into my sock/I was thinking of you, I wish I had more than two/'Cause I can't find anything else to do"
"He took his sister from his bed and he painted her on the sheets/This ain't no holiday/'Cause it always turns out this way/Here I am with my hand" So let me break it down/I can get off when you ain't around" "I don't need a man to make it happen/I get off being free/I don't need a man to make me feel good/I get off doing my thing/I don't need a ring around my finger/To make me feel complete" "This I've got your picture, I've got your picture/I'd like a million of you all round my cell/I want a doctor to take your picture/So I can look at you from inside as well/You've got me turning up and turning down/And turning in and turning 'round/I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese" Take me away to paradise/I'm so damn bored/I'm going blind" "When masturbation's lost its fun/You're fucking lazy/Bite my lip and close my eyes "Do I wanna go out with a lions roar/Huh, yea, I wanna go south and get me some more/Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine/They say I better stop, or Ill go blind/Oop, she bop, she bop"
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